Monday, June 2, 2008

..just...WOW

According to VG, there's been an onslaught of angry dorks voicing their complaints on the Age of Conan user forum. Apparently some of the female game characters suddenly got smaller breasts over the weekend. And many, many angry male techie dweebs put down their rolls of tissue paper for long enough to let the world and especially FunCom know that they were outraged - OUTRAGED, ya hear - that the computer game girl they've been ogling now has gotten a boob reduction job.

Still according to VG, there are now more than 500 000 registered losers, I mean users, and the game tops bestseller lists all over Europe.

So many losers ripe for the pickin'....so little time to take their lunch money.

Now PLEASE someone try to come to these dorks' defense and argue that being enthusiastic about WoW or Age of Conan doesn't automatically mean that the odds of one being a card-carrying member of the Loser Lounge increases exponentially....I double-dare ya.

I don't know how much these dateless wonders shell out to be able to kill monsters online and look at animated tits, but if it keeps these freaks of nature from procreating, it's all good. Procreating may pose some technical problems anyways - besides the obvious ones; I don't know what being wrung from a discarded tissue paper does to the quality of the sperm, but it can't be good.

9 comments:

Anders said...

argue that being enthusiastic about WoW or Age of Conan doesn't automatically mean that the odds of one being a card-carrying member of the Loser Lounge increases exponentially

Just using the word "wow" as a name of a game, rather then the appropriate exclamation of surprise, pleasure or the like, is a pretty strong application for the Loser Society. In my opinion. It still takes me a couple of second to realize that people are talking about a game when I see "wow" in print...

Anders said...

Now PLEASE someone try to come to these dorks' defense...

I gotta admit, I've tried to come up with something. And I couldn't. Not even some smart-ass/funny remark about it. Dang. I must be getting slow in my old days.

Wilhelm said...

It still takes me a couple of second to realize that people are talking about a game when I see "wow" in print...

Then again you were always a bit slow on the uptake, weren't you?

8-D

Wilhelm said...

I gotta admit, I've tried to come up with something. And I couldn't. Not even some smart-ass/funny remark about it. Dang. I must be getting slow in my old days.

..or it could be that this is just THAT stupid.....

Anders said...

Then again you were always a bit slow on the uptake, weren't you?

8-D


Wow. That's a bit harsh, isn't it?

And thus I show the correct usage of the word "wow".

Wilhelm said...

Thanks, Chief

You noticed teh smiley under the diss, right?

Anders said...

You noticed teh smiley under the diss, right?

No. I was genuinely offended. Took me an hour crying in fetal position under my desk before I could dare check the m-factor blog again.

Wilhelm said...

...well aren't you the sensitive type, then...with your bicycle helmet and fancy Spanish vintage 2006 Amigo red wine

Anders said...

No, no. Not particulary sensitive. An hour in silent tears under the desk is pretty much a regularly part of my work day. Though I am know to occasionally enjoy a tall glass of fine Amigo. And make cycle helmets look good (reminds me that I also have a bicycle shorts. Black, off course), but not at the same time.