Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Why bicycle shorts tend to be black

Thanks to Prof. J.G. for the visual aids....

Although wearing bicycle shorts by definition makes you look like some kind of incontinent deviant, the color choice should not be taken lightly.



As you can see the standard black bicycle shorts leaves you looking like a douchebag, but for the gentleman who spends large chunks of time rubbing his groin against a lightly padded metal contraption, a look at the alternatives might offer some insight into why black could be the way to go:













14 comments:

Unknown said...

lol
my favorite is the 4th red one from the left

Anders said...

LOL
Great shots, W-meister. Though I can't image what made you read the sports pages to actually find these photos...
;-)

Anders said...

Pigeon: Favorite.... ?

Wilhelm said...

...read teh first line of the post, Anders ;D

But yeah; you know me - always browsing sports magazines or watching soccer games on tv.

So when's the next quiz?

Anders said...

...read teh first line of the post, Anders ;D

Sorry, missed that one. It makes sense now.

Anders said...

So when's the next quiz?

Sports quiz? ;-)

Tonight or tomorrow. Didn't manage to finish it yesterday.

Wilhelm said...

Kewl! Looking forward to getting beaten and humiliated some more. ;D

Damn; I suck at non-80's, non-rock and heavy metal music

>:(

Unknown said...

Damn; I suck at non-80's, non-rock and heavy metal music

>:(


Yesssss
i rule at non-80's, non-rock and heavy metal music

Unknown said...

Pigeon: Favorite.

oups ... Favourite

Anders said...

Damn; I suck at non-80's, non-rock and heavy metal music

>:(


Ain't looking too good for you this round either, chief.
:-)

But then again, you rule at 90's Keb'Mo'...

Anders said...

oups ... Favourite

Not picking on your typing there, pigeon. Just amazed that you manage to pick a favorite among a bunch of men strutting their stuff in a pair of tight pants...

Unknown said...

Not picking on your typing there, pigeon. Just amazed that you manage to pick a favorite among a bunch of men strutting their stuff in a pair of tight pants...

oups, you got me

Wilhelm said...

Ain't looking too good for you this round either, chief.
:-)


Dammit!

Wilhelm said...

Just amazed that you manage to pick a favorite among a bunch of men strutting their stuff in a pair of tight pants...

Not sure whether "strut" can be used to accurately portray what can ge gathered from the visuals here, Chief.

"Is that a pencil stub in your bicycle pants, or are ya just happy to see me under these frezing conditions?"

Then again, phrasing such a question might constitute a self-owning of galactic proportions - who knows