...and now: FOUR NECKS! Somebody forgot to tell the dude that he only got two hands. And four identical necks? Why?
And at last, good ol' Michael Angelo Batio (from the band Nitro, never heard of them) has an instruction video out, Speed Kills:
"I'm going to give YOU the keys to the Lambrogini!"
It's the awesome!
Edit:
This dude really doesn't know when to stop! It's freakin' unbelievable!
And now: EIGHT (identical) NECKS! WHOOOOA!
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Dude - all the clips are Michael Angelo Batio, just then and now.
Same tired trick and small-interval licks.
...he sure plays them in a hurry, though
I know all those clips are freakin' Michelangelo. That's how I found them on YouTube.
But you gotta admit, that is something of the most ridiculous you've ever seen? The lowering of the four necked guitar rivals the miniature Stonehenge in Spinal Tap anyday. And that face he makes when he stands there like an idiot wanking away on the two-necked monster...
And "Glam Metal"? Come on, that IS made up...
Dude is the epitome of pomposity and melodrama...compared to this freak of nature, Yngwie is introverted and sensible
compared to this freak of nature, Yngwie is introverted and sensible
LOL. Finally one thing we can totally agree on about Mr. Malmsteen...
..so what are your comments on the songs in quiz 13, Chief?
Not now, I'm in the zone...
;-)
I haven't left much comments here lately, I'm trying to catch up. Will post some tomorrow.
Compared to Batio, Yngwie is downright sensible in his approach to guitar playing and stage presence
No wonder, since Yngwie only got one neck on his guitar....
When I see mr. Batio with the eight necked monster, I get the same feeling I get when I see Hugh Heffner with his flock of girl friends: Contraditive to common belief, they can't seem to handle one, so why so many?
Maybe he's got seven friends?
Are you saying that in order for Hefner to have relations with his gaggle of bimbos and golddiggers, a procedure involving a small steel rod, some clips and a lot of duct-tape has to be implemented, Anders?
Maybe he's got seven friends?
LOL...
Are you saying that in order for Hefner to have relations with his gaggle of bimbos and golddiggers, a procedure involving a small steel rod, some clips and a lot of duct-tape has to be implemented, Anders?
You said it much better then I could ever dream of, W-boi...
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