Thursday, March 20, 2008

Epic White Trash

...so each and every year, great unwashed masses of red-necked Norwegians with old cars, taped-on spoilers, home-made paint jobs, mullets and Wunderbaums invade Strömstad - just across the Swedish border, where they proceed to get all drunk and disorderly, urinate or worse in public, do donuts and burnouts with their cars, start fights and what have you. And what's even worse; on the occasions where the "males" bring their sisters or other close female relatives along, they might even spread their genes and narrowing their own gene pool, all in the span of 17 glorious seconds in the back of a 1978 Ford Granada. They get plenty of press too, like what's written in Nettavisen. Excellent ambassadors for Norway, to be sure.

12 comments:

Anders said...

So, you posh snob in your mansion on the hill and Italian designer shoes, you don't like a bit of "folkelig" cultur and fun, hu?
;-)

Actually, this is old news. It happens every year, and this is the definition of "Harry". It doesn't help that some of the folks do it "ironical", it's still "epic whitee trash", Norwegian Style.

Wilhelm said...

I know it happens every year - I'm just disheartened every time these oxygen thiefs are brought to my attention

Wilhelm said...

And our mansion is coming along just fine, and I enjoy walking through the rooms with a fine Napa Valley Zinfandel in my stylish Italian designer shoes

Anders said...

And our mansion is coming along just fine, and I enjoy walking through the rooms with a fine Napa Valley Zinfandel in my stylish Italian designer shoes

Don't you find the Napa Valley Zinfandel a bit vulgar? A Dal Forno Amarone della Valpolicella would go much better to those shoes...

Wilhelm said...

I'm sayin' that Italians ought to spend more of their time making shoes and suits and less trying to push their watered-down alcoholic beverages and bland food down our throats, Anders ;-)

Anders said...

Dang. I forgot, we don't share the taste of fine food, drinks, music or fashion.
;-)

Wilhelm said...

You've developed a taste for fine food, drink, muysic and fashion now Anders? Good on ya', brah!

;-)

Anders said...

You've developed a taste for fine food, drink, muysic and fashion now Anders? Good on ya', brah!
;-)

And I forgot to add guitars to that list. One of us prefer his guitar in a Gay Fiesta Turquoise finish, while the other in prefer his guitar to be in manly metal...

Wilhelm said...

Touché, as the french say. Or is it Douché?

Wilhelm said...

Touché, as the french say. Or is it Douché?

Anders said...

Or is it Douché?

The word you are looking for is "double post".
;-)

Wilhelm said...

...so it misfired on me....not eh first time...errr...I mean; 'twas a comment so nice, I posted it twice