Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Best financial advice ever

I was reading a thread on a message board yesterday where some guy was lamenting his financial situation, claiming that he didn't have the cash flow to justify protein supplements and high quality, clean food in the amounts required for serious weight training. He was also complaining about his (soft science) degree being absolutely useless in the current job market. How could he best supplement his income, etc. One guy gave the following advice:

Become a ninja.....whoever heard of a broke ninja? You never see them at the bus stop or in line at the food stamp place


Truer words have never been spoken

8 comments:

Torbjørn said...

What is the income of an average ninja nowadays? I have never heard of ninja strikes.

Do you educate ninjas at your university?

Anders said...

I have never heard of ninja strikes.

Here you go
And here.

Wilhelm said...

Don't know what the average annual income for a ninja would be, but from the fact that you never see them use public transportation or collect food stamps, they appear to be pretty affluent. Can't fault the logic there.

Yes we do educate ninjas at this university, as a matter of fact. Insofar as we do not have a policy against educating them, that is.

Wilhelm said...

Anders: There's even a Dragonforce song named Strike Of The Ninja. Who knew they were unionized?

Anders said...

Do you educate ninjas at your university?

No. They have special schools

For your enjoyment, here is some more:
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
:-D

Anders said...

Wilhelm: Maybe they needed to be unionized? You know, not even ninjas are unaffected by the financial crisis...

Torbjørn said...


No. They have special schools

For your enjoyment, here is some more:
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
:-D



Who would know there were so much literature about ninjas...

Wilhelm said...

Phenomenal stuff about the ninjas