Tuesday, July 14, 2009

42" long

How difficult is it to find a new suit?

Very, as it turns out. Especially if you actually care about how it looks and more importantly; how you look wearing it. From my perspective, off-the-rack suits come in three varieties; hobbit, stick-figure douche and Michael Moore.

Sadly (or not really), I don't fit in either category. For some reason, suit manufacturers assume that if you are bigger than average, then your body shape must be a solid A on top of two toothpicks.

The search continues....


Anders said...


Wilhelm said...

No - that's too short. 42 long.

A regular "Who's on first - Andrew Dice Clay edition"