VG online is using former javelin athlete Trine Hattestad as a fitness consultant at Vektklubb.no. Not surprisingly, people are asking her how to best burn fat. This - to me - is extremely funny. After all, Hattestad got SO busted for doping back in da day. Sure; I seem to recall that she got away with it by playing the "cryin' in the media and blaiming her cereal, her doctor, coffee and her dog" routine which is SO tired.
Did she actually use performance-enhancing drugs? I wasn't there, so I can't state that she did unless some ruling body found otherwise. However; I CAN say that she definitely fits the profile, and that if your urine test comes back positive for deca or whatever she got busted for, the odds of you being clean aren't that good. And the less said about the odds of some vitamin manufacturer lacing the product with nandrolone the better.
I'm really curious to see what she'll answer when someone asks her what the quickest route to burning fat is, or how she got into peak condition. Is she gonna mumble something about optimum pulse range, frequency and duration of cardio, or is the answer gonna be something along the lines of "Clenbuterol + Winny + McDonalds"?
Did she actually use performance-enhancing drugs? I wasn't there, so I can't state that she did unless some ruling body found otherwise. However; I CAN say that she definitely fits the profile, and that if your urine test comes back positive for deca or whatever she got busted for, the odds of you being clean aren't that good. And the less said about the odds of some vitamin manufacturer lacing the product with nandrolone the better.
I'm really curious to see what she'll answer when someone asks her what the quickest route to burning fat is, or how she got into peak condition. Is she gonna mumble something about optimum pulse range, frequency and duration of cardio, or is the answer gonna be something along the lines of "Clenbuterol + Winny + McDonalds"?
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Just a comment about the cartoon.
All physical apperance apart, that's me in the middle there*. And the contest is Guitarquiz and it's "Acoustic prewar blues for $200, Wilhelm"
;-)
*Check out the current score.
...are you saying that the cartoon is an amalgam of your standings with my physical appearance, A-train?
...are you saying that the cartoon is an amalgam of your standings with my physical appearance, A-train?
Don't know much about your physical appearance, W-meister. I just feel that nobody would seriously believe that my built were even remotely like the dude in the middle. You know I'm a "Drug Free Body"
;-)
(Some of those Musclehedz are real nuggets, even for us "non-body builders")
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