The Dark Knight...

...can kiss my white ass.

Frankly, I thought the movie sucked like there was no tomorrow - a thought which quite frankly occurred to me as the flick never seemed to end.

"It's darkest just before dawn" - are ya freakin' kiddin' me? Epic cliché dialogue, even for a superhero movie.

This movie reminds me of why I - when faced with the choice - prefer Marvel to DC. Within the Marvel universe, the villain at least has some specific goal in mind, whereas in the DC universe, it's always order versus chaos. Nothing else.

Batman and Robin ruled compared to this one - at least there was Arnold.