T minus one

I made it through what I hope was my last all-day pedagogical seminar! I did my 30 minute-presentation, report was handed in last Friday, I participated in the room discussions, and overall did my part. Now all that stands between me and my pedagogic diploma/degree is a 2000 word reflection memo on what I've learned. Seeing as how I'm good at piling on the words, I should be done with this memo by lunchtime tomorrow, at which point my debt to academe has been paid in full.

As long as I skimp on the honesty and lather on the political correctness I'm so known for, this should be a walk in the proverbial park.