I will try to translate some facts for you !!
So basically, you can considerate yourself old when ....
- Making love in a car does not seem as a good idea.
- There's more food in your fridge than alcohol
- 6 am is the time when you ged up (not the time when you go to bed)
- You can hear your favorite music in an elevator
- You have an umbrella in your car and you check the forecast before going out
- Your friends are getting married (some even divorce)
- Jeans and T shirts are not considered anymore as everyday clothes
- Falling asleep in the couch hurts a lot
- You don't have this small nap (until 6pm) anymore
- You have now 25 days of holidays per year (instead of 130)
- When you go to the pharamacy, it's for aspirin and not for condoms anymore
- You have your breakfast at regular breakfast time
- You don't stay awake all night anymore because it's too tiring.
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Awesome list, dude. Let me be That Guy and crap all over it:
- Making love in a car does not seem as a good idea.
Bro; that's never been a good idea unless you've got a van or you're a hobbit.
- There's more food in your fridge than alcohol
....alternatively, this means you're less likely to be an alcoholic.
- 6 am is the time when you ged up (not the time when you go to bed)
..unless you work the night shift or you're unemployed....
- You can hear your favorite music in an elevator
Awesome!
- You have an umbrella in your car and you check the forecast before going out
...Bwahhahahah
- Your friends are getting married (some even divorce)
Damn
- Jeans and T shirts are not considered anymore as everyday clothes
..but it's COLD in Norway, man...and the roads are bad...
- Falling asleep in the couch hurts a lot
Who the hell has this problem
- You don't have this small nap (until 6pm) anymore
You know who take naps during the afternoon? That's right - really old people. If you can't stay awake for an entire day, then you either need to get on some vitamin B or you're french.
- You have now 25 days of holidays per year (instead of 130)
Wow....130 days of vacation?
- When you go to the pharamacy, it's for aspirin and not for condoms anymore
What; it's only at the pharmacy that they carry extra small jimmy hats? ;-)
- You have your breakfast at regular breakfast time
Isn't this sort of dependent on your regular schedule? I mean; school starts at a certain time, work starts at a certain time...
- You don't stay awake all night anymore because it's too tiring.
Meh...
What's wrong with t-shirts and jeans?
Awww...did he deride your sense of fashion?
;-)
Awww...did he deride your sense of fashion?
;-)
Does this mean that as long as I don't get up at 6 AM and don't have breakfast at regular breakfast time, then I'm not old? I'm thrilled that eternal youth is so easy to achieve! :-)
So screwing up your meal pattern IS healthy after all.
Somebody alert the media
I'm thrilled that eternal youth is so easy to achieve! :-)
Lucky you !!!!
Everybody knows the secret to ethernal youth is buying condoms and skipping breakfast. That's a proven fact.
And don't ever get married!'
*Or really, dump all your friends that gets married. But that don't quite work as a slogan...
I think you can cross-correlate some of the factors here. For example, if you skip breakfast, go to bed at 6 AM, have your fridge filled with alcohol, have more than 130 days of "vacation" and hang around the pharmacy all day window-shopping condoms, I'd say the odds of you getting married are slim to none.
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