Sunday, June 7, 2009

Norwegian White Trash



Unfortunately, white trash is distributed all across the land. They're quite easy to distinguish; they like motor sports (probably also actively participate, as illustrated above), their front yards are cluttered with broken-down cars (preferably American), power jacks, old bicycles and junk, and books (without pictures that fold out) are like Kryptonite to them. In short; Norwegian White Trash try as hard as they can to emulate American white trash, and for that reason, American White Trash >>> Norwegian White Trash.

Man; how I hope they don't vote.

6 comments:

Anders said...

Man, those bikes were tacky.

Wilhelm said...

...ya think?

And they're located right outside of a house with 10+ rusty bikes, 2 Chrysler Voyagers (of which of has license plates), various jacks and power tools and an assortment of rusty pipes.

Anders said...

Does "right outside our house" mean in your backyard?
:-D

Wilhelm said...

...within walking distance, which is closer than what's comfortable.

Maybe their sisters got married to their cousins and now the bikes are as close as they get to tits?

Anders said...

LOL.
What can I say, you're in T-town and that's the norm there. And may I remind you that this is the place you choose to raise your kid...

Wilhelm said...

Dagnabit!