....EVER. Check this out, yo. Normally I'm not a fan of country, but now I've got to check out Brad Paisley, 'cause this here rocks! Jason Alexander from Seinfeld is in there too..
Here are the lyrics - FANTASTIC stuff.
Brad Paisley - Online
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an Old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a sci fi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want anything serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three-way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever been to L.A.
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them that I don't nothin' serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have three-way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in
Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three-way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
Etc.
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Even if I can't stand country, I have to admit that this is a really good one !!!!
Hey, that ain't no Hank Williams song!
;-)
Jason Alexander is just built for these roles. And the song rocks too.
Like I said - this rocks da hizzouse
Seeing almost made me think about buying a maple-neck Tele
Seeing almost made me think about buying a maple-neck Tele
So, Wilhelm, you're looking for that country spank, now, do ya?
This is for you then:
http://www.fender.com/products/prod_images/guitars/0108602887_md.png
(closest thing I found to wolf pack hunting at night. Just missing the wolves. And night. And there should've been some hunting there too. But hey, it got flames!)
Mental note: Anders, you spend way to much time digging up weird guitars on the internet.
Fender Teles often look better than strats for some reason
Fender Teles often look better than strats for some reason
Not counting daphne blue strats, of course...
;-)
Of course - Daphne Blue is the coolest and "wolf pack hunting at night"-est blue of them all.
The first James Burton signature Tele was da bomb. The new one not so much. But still, their American vintage 52 or Ash Teles are beautiful instruments, not to mention the Thinline Teles with F-holes.
Agreed, the ash tele's are da bomb in the looks department. Love the no frills, plain look.
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