Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Two movies...

Spend some of my time watching movies during the holidays. More specifically:

Mission Impossible III
This one was on TV, and I really thought I've seen all of the MI movies. But it seems I missed this one. It's not a bad watch, but I do feel that the MI concept is starting to wear a bit thin. Yeah, it's Tom Cruise, some gadgets, a "rubber face" disguise, an impossible break-in, etc, etc. John Woo managed to put his signature on MI2, but I do not feel the this is case with the third installment. In short, an OK action flick, but nothing new here.




Max Manus
Went to see this Norwegian movie about WW2 legend Max Manus and his resitance against the German occupation. Starring Aksel Hennie and Nicolai Cleve Broch in the leading roles, I was afraid that it would seem odd, as both these actors are a bit over-exposed in the Norwegian film industry. But they were actually pretty good, maybe due to the fact that their charaters looked different then the what these actors usually portraits (Broch's blond hair and the longer-then usual hair on Hennie). It's also fun to see movies from cities where I've lived (like the Veum flicks from Bergen), and especially this one where they've made Oslo look 65 years older. And it is also based on a true story, with only minor artistic short-cuts and of course the story is told from the Norwegian side, but I still found it credible (no expert on WW2, though). The two hours went by pretty fast, so this movie is highly recommended. One of the better Norwegian flicks for a couple of years.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Surely you jest

In the latest edition of Morgenbladet, there's a story on how the faculty members at Trondheim and Sør-Trøndelag University College (HiST) are in uproar about having to keep hour lists in a centralized time bank starting in January. "Time registration is going to have devastating effects on the working environment and diminish the working conditions for the employees", says the union representative, and describes how he's been getting calls from distraught faculty members who find the new requirements to be disturbing and an encroachment on the academic freedom. Frode Nyeng, a Professor at HiST, states that this is outrageous to introduce time banks in the academic sector where people are strongly motivated and work far more than the required hours. Predictably, there are also vague threats as to how enforcing these hour lists could lead to students getting it in the shorts, as the faculty members would have no choice but to take time off due to their excessive and undue work load.

The administration at HiST is going to introduce the time bank irrespective of the complaints launched by the employees and the union. Specifically, the mandatory hour lists consist of registration in Excel sheets, where each employee is required to log the number of hour they work, both in the office and at home. No detailed information regarding what was done (teaching, research, administrative tasks, etc.) is to be entered in the Excel sheet, merely the number of work hours.

So what prompted the introduction of mandatory keeping of hour lists? The fact that the General Accounting Office (Riksrevisjonen) called HiST out on having paid an undue amount of overtime - to the tune of 11.8 MNOK in 2007.

Unless I'm missing something, you can't charge for overtime unless you're already keeping track of the number of hours worked. Moreover, if you're a faculty member in academia, you're paid a fixed salary based on an admittedly ficticious 37.5 working hours per week. If academic faculty members can actually get paid overtime based on this estimate, it's news to me.

"Our working conditions are based on trust and responsibility", says the union rep. No $hit, Mr. Hawking, which is why it reeks of weaselly conduct when employees contracted to a fixed salary claims overtime pay and refuse to document the extra hours.

Besides; if it's indeed true that employees at HiST work way more than the required 37.5 hours per week, then they would benefit greatly from tracking the hours. I certainly know that if I was allowed to charge the university for hours beyond the 37.5, I'd get a huge pay raise coming my way. As would my colleagues. Second, if the employees actually document that they're working way more hours than what their pay grade is designed for, then for sure they would have a monster card on hand during the salary negotiations, and a pretty solid argument for not downsizing employees, as this would lead to higher required workloads than what's legal. In an ideal world, documenting more than the required number of hours should leave the department no choice but to give out proportional pay raises, but let's stick to what's realistic.

Unless I'm missing out big time, there are only two possible reasons why the employees at HiST are not interested in keeping these hour lists, neither of which are favorable.

Let me end this post by asking anyone out there with a job in the real world: Would you get pissy if your employer made you keep hour lists after having claimed undocumented overtime for years?

Sunday, December 28, 2008

This scares teh everloving crap out of me

...so a relatively short while ago I was googlin' a childhood friend I haven't had any contact with for ages, and I came across a blog entry titled "My Secret" at what turned out be kristenblogg.no. The story was as follows:

A newly wed couple wants to have kids, but nothing happens. They are told by specialists in two countries that the problem resides squarely with him, and that the odds of them conceiving "naturally" are 1:100 000. They were told of alternative methods, but didn't want any of that, because "if God wanted them to have children, He was powerful enough to make it happen." Fast forward a couple of months, and the wife surprises her husband by showing him a home pregnancy test showing positive results. They go back to the specialist, who's awestruck and "appears to be in disbelief of the test", but nine months later a baby boy is born.

A couple of years later, they want another child, and go back to the same specialists (despite having no faith - pun intended - in the conclusions to be had there). This time, they measure zero activity, and give odds of 1:30 000 000 for conception. They talk adoption briefly, but he won't have any of it. "God sees our needs, and if He feels that another child is right for us, He is powerful enough to make it happen." Same thing happens a couple of months later; the wife presents her husband with a positive pregnancy test, and nine months later another baby boy is born. Glory be to God and so on.

The story ends by the blogger stating that he does not know why God has chosen to bless his family so amply, but that he can't think of any other reason for these two miracles than the almighty God providing these two miracles.

There are plenty of commenters as well (22 as of today) ,and all of them echo the conclusion of the two aforementioned children being the result of divine intervention.

This major-league terrifies me. Just to summarize here: Dude is told that his boys can't swim, and that they've got 1:100 000 of becoming pregnant the old-fashioned way. Then his wife comes to him shortly after and presents him with a blue stripe, followed by a baby emerging nine months later. A couple of years later, the experts measure zero activity, and the same thing happens. The ONLY conclusion is that "The Lord must've done it".

Am I the only one who'd start shopping around for dna tests?

Not a single one of these true believers brought this up as a possibility; every single one of them - including the proud father - saw this as proof positive that Faith Manages.

How I hope none of these people have any jobs where they have to analyze data. Luckily, I know of several religious and extremely competent scientists, or I'd develop a severe bias. As my North Carolinian friend Ryan used to say: "Trust in God. Everyone else pay cash"

These people scare me. Looking at some other stories over there regarding homosexuality etc. don't do anything to dispel the fear of stereotypical Christian fundamentalists/extremists.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Season's Greetings

Finally I'm off the clock and the Christmas holiday is in effect. I'm totally bushwhacked this December, so some days of rest are what needs to happen.

Still, I got a lot of mileage out of the last two weeks or so, and I even managed to submit an article today, which I'm particularly happy with, seeing as how the experimental work was done by myself during an intense week of lab time, and also because we managed to churn out the manuscript in a hurry. Less than two months between data collection was initiated and submission of the manuscript is pretty good for government work, and not exactly the usual timeline we operate under.

Anyhoo; Merry Christmas to all y'all!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Results GQ5: Jumping the Shark - Rounds 3 and 4

Final rounds before Christmas. The songs were:
  • Song 236: Howling Wolf - Killing Floor. Obviously I'd also have accepted Hendrix here, as his version is teh famous.
  • Song 237: Jimi Hendrix - Spanish Castle Magic. Some REALLY spaced out lyrics on this one. It takes half a day to get there if you travel by dragonfly?
  • Song 238: Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song. Whenever I hear this tune, all I can think about is Jack Black belting it out while driving his van in "School Of Rock".
  • Song 239: Gary Moore - Walking By Myself. "Still Got The Blues" is an awesome blues-rock album, and the guitar sound is flat out fantastic.
  • Song 240: Megadeth - This Was My Life. One of my favorite Mustaine tunes off of "Countdown To Extinction".
  • Song 241: Megadeth - In My Darkest Hour. Written partly as a tribute to Cliff Burton of Metallica after he died in a bus accident in Sweden, this Dave classic takes you on a journey from melancholy and sadness via self-pity to bitterness and flat out aggression. Such is the songwriting talent of Dave Mustaine that he will take you along for the ride if you let him.
  • Song 242: Mika - Grace Kelly. So lemme' get this straight; all of y'all found Mika, yet you struggle to recognize artists with actual skills and talent like - say - Megadeth and Van Halen? I'd sure hate to be trapped in a car (or an elevator) with y'alls record collection blaring non-stop. ;-)
  • Song 243: Eurythmics - There Must be An Angel (Playing With My Heart). Annie Lennox has one helluva voice. Totally wasted on the songwriting of Dave Stewart.
  • Song 244: E-Type - Angels Crying. I'm not really a Eurodance music kinda' guy, but E-Type is totally my bag. It just might have something to do with the fact that the progressions etc. he uses is damn close to the music of some Power Metal bands like Freedom Call. Without guitars and with different drum patterns, but still. Just in case anyone of y'all wishes to crip on my set for occasionally rockin' E-Type in the car or on our stereo, I'd like at this point to call your attention to the fact that you all recognized Mika.
  • Song 245: Van Halen - Jump. But without the main keyboard riff. Clever, eh?

The Round 3+4 Score stands as:

  1. Pigeon/T-Bombz (tied at 13 points)
  2. ...
  3. Cathy (12 points)
  4. Anders/Sondre (tied at 10 points)
  5. ...
  6. Nils (9 points)
  7. Marius (0 points - exam season)

The Total Score of GQ5 as of December 2008 stands as:

  1. Cathy (26 points)
  2. Pigeon (25 points)
  3. Sondre (24 points)
  4. Nils (23 points)
  5. T-Bombz (21 points)
  6. Anders (14 points)
  7. Marius (6 points)

Congrats to Pigeon and T-Bombz for dominating rounds 3 and 4, and a big shout-out to Cathy for managing to climb to the very top. We'll continue in January '09.


That's what I've been sayin' for a LONG time now

BMI is crap for evaluating the individual. Welcome to my world.

Btw; notice if you will the brutal math VG unleashes in order to provide the means to calculate Body Mass Index. Epic fundamental arithmetic proficiency.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Brad Paisley - Start A Band

From his new album "Play" - excellent song and SO friggin' true: