Thanks to Prof. J.G. for the visual aids....
Although wearing bicycle shorts by definition makes you look like some kind of incontinent deviant, the color choice should not be taken lightly.
As you can see the standard black bicycle shorts leaves you looking like a douchebag, but for the gentleman who spends large chunks of time rubbing his groin against a lightly padded metal contraption, a look at the alternatives might offer some insight into why black could be the way to go:
Although wearing bicycle shorts by definition makes you look like some kind of incontinent deviant, the color choice should not be taken lightly.
As you can see the standard black bicycle shorts leaves you looking like a douchebag, but for the gentleman who spends large chunks of time rubbing his groin against a lightly padded metal contraption, a look at the alternatives might offer some insight into why black could be the way to go:
lol
ReplyDeletemy favorite is the 4th red one from the left
LOL
ReplyDeleteGreat shots, W-meister. Though I can't image what made you read the sports pages to actually find these photos...
;-)
Pigeon: Favorite.... ?
ReplyDelete...read teh first line of the post, Anders ;D
ReplyDeleteBut yeah; you know me - always browsing sports magazines or watching soccer games on tv.
So when's the next quiz?
...read teh first line of the post, Anders ;D
ReplyDeleteSorry, missed that one. It makes sense now.
So when's the next quiz?
ReplyDeleteSports quiz? ;-)
Tonight or tomorrow. Didn't manage to finish it yesterday.
Kewl! Looking forward to getting beaten and humiliated some more. ;D
ReplyDeleteDamn; I suck at non-80's, non-rock and heavy metal music
>:(
Damn; I suck at non-80's, non-rock and heavy metal music
ReplyDelete>:(
Yesssss
i rule at non-80's, non-rock and heavy metal music
Pigeon: Favorite.
ReplyDeleteoups ... Favourite
Damn; I suck at non-80's, non-rock and heavy metal music
ReplyDelete>:(
Ain't looking too good for you this round either, chief.
:-)
But then again, you rule at 90's Keb'Mo'...
oups ... Favourite
ReplyDeleteNot picking on your typing there, pigeon. Just amazed that you manage to pick a favorite among a bunch of men strutting their stuff in a pair of tight pants...
Not picking on your typing there, pigeon. Just amazed that you manage to pick a favorite among a bunch of men strutting their stuff in a pair of tight pants...
ReplyDeleteoups, you got me
Ain't looking too good for you this round either, chief.
ReplyDelete:-)
Dammit!
Just amazed that you manage to pick a favorite among a bunch of men strutting their stuff in a pair of tight pants...
ReplyDeleteNot sure whether "strut" can be used to accurately portray what can ge gathered from the visuals here, Chief.
"Is that a pencil stub in your bicycle pants, or are ya just happy to see me under these frezing conditions?"
Then again, phrasing such a question might constitute a self-owning of galactic proportions - who knows